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General => General Forum Comments => Topic started by: BWJM on July 16, 2007, 02:12:49 pm
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So I found this photo the other day and I thought it would be great to have a little contest on the forums here to see who can suggest the best caption.
If it helps, you can refer to the person in the photo as "Phil". (Real name not used to protect the guilty). Captions can be funny, serious, or whatever. Once a good number of them come in, I'll take the best ten (give or take) in my opinion and create a poll where people can vote for their favourite. Once the winner is chosen, I will also announce the real name of the person in the photo, and the context of this shot.
Get ready, set, GO!
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6874/img0638ym1.jpg)
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LOL!!!!!!!
Man is this going to be good!!!!..... It serves him right!!!
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Drunken Bum looking for a nice place to nap. hahaha
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did you want us to post the captions or send them directly to you Brent?
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And this is proof that BRICK SEARCHERS really don't make a Profit or
Never tell your girlfriend you INSERTED a REPLACEMENT ;D
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Please post suggested captions here. Thanks!
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Surveillance video reveals new method of removing creases from "Trash" notes by belly-pressing.
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1. It's a damn shame throwing away a perfectly good boy like that.
2. "let's go to the casino they said..... what's the worst that can happen they said"
3. Well, at least the couch is salvageable.
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Hey Phil, I found a rock bottom deal on hotel rates at the CNA!!! ;D
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I just love the smell of these crappy old sofas, almost like paper money.
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Another exhausted CPMS bites the bullet and becomes a couch potato .
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.... I've built my whole collection from what I found between seat cushions, but you've got to look real close (like this) to get the good stuff.
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.... hmmm, I know I left my other arm in here somewhere.
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And they told me my room would have a king bed and a view of the Falls !!
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Avoid disappointment .... book your 2008 CNA Hotel Room early !
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Avoid disappointment .... book your 2008 CNA Hotel Room early !
I know its early in the process....but this one has got to be in the top 10 !!
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"Brent, I promise I will never side with rachelsprivates over you again. Will you now let me sleep inside ?"
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"geez, I really hope that pain in my @#% is just my hemorrhoids"
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An unfortunate victim of overbidding for a 3rd party graded item labelled "EPQ" without examining it first.
PD ;D
Raven wanted me to add this; (evil smiley)
Denial, first step in coping with loss. "Wait I was just scratching my nose!"
Anger, "Stop the auction, I want to get off."
Bargaining, "Look I just can't afford it. I'll resell it at Half price!"
Acceptance, "Gave up the room, sold my plane ticket, my luggage, at least I have this nice mylar holder now..."
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Grandma says I'm her Favourite !
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Here's another one...seems a little dark, or maybe I've talking to Raven too much. Has anyone seen Huds? ???
Anyway, this one's inspired by Squid mon.
I heard Hudson was at the CNA in Niagara Falls
I wonder if he used all that money (PROFIT) he made brick searching to pay for the airfare and presidential suite at the hotel ???
He will probably tell you he hid in the luggage compartment and then crashed with friends for Free at the hotel ;D
FRIEDSQUID
NEWS FLASH....
Early this morning an Alberta man's body has been found in the back lot at a Niagra Falls Hotel, preliminary examination indicated that the man expired from suffocation from within a confimined space for some time. Authorities believe that this death is a result of a failed attempt to enter the Hotel and likely gain access into the convention taking place at the same location, the body may have been staged by a dumpster to appear like a homeless drunk.
PD ;)
Moral of the story: If you're sneak someone in ,be sure to punch a few air holes in the luggage trunk.
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I have an anonymous suggestion from someone who was looking over my shoulder:
"The couch is PMG UNC-67 EFQ, but the male laying on it is well circulated."
(EFQ = Exceptional Fabric Quality)
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I have an anonymous suggestion from someone who was looking over my shoulder:
"The couch is PMG UNC-67 EFQ, but the male laying on it is well circulated."
(EFQ = Exceptional Fabric Quality)
You think that person over your shoulder would have put in that they would consider the male laying there is a well circulated Fine.... hahahaha ::)
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You think that person over your shoulder would have put in that they would consider the male laying there is a well circulated Fine.... hahahaha ::)
Depends who was looking over my shoulder ;)
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"Canadian Taxpayer's well positioned for upcoming federal budget"
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"Ya Real funny guys. Next time don't elect me to ask the B OF C what the range is for the AOG varnish and Non varnish paper."
Cheers
Polarbear
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HAHAHAHA!!!! ;D
I haven't laughed so hard reading such funny stuff in awhile!!! ;D ;D 8)
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If you have not paid yet, please do so promptly to avoid any unnecessary delays. I don't want to have to send my mafia hit man friedsquid out on a collections run...
Brent, I knew I'd find that low life for you. Who wants to be next 8) ???
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Some more of mom and dad's college money well spent! lol
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This is the conversation heard between "Phil" and a passer bye just before he passed out.
Passer bye: Hey buddy
Phil: What?
Passer bye: You only have one shoe.
Phil: I know I found it!
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Why is it I can never get a good nights sleep at these conventions?
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Even Goodwill wouldn't take her crummy old sofa, so she had to call her brother and father to come over and bring it down to the trash for her.
They said, "what the hell, her husband's a schlub, he should have helped us move this dam thing, let's toss him out too."
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"Can someone HELP me Please. It's stuck in the spring and I'm gonna be late for the door prize"
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"Ahhh Man.... Where am I now....I Swore I thought it was GEM UNC...."
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No Shirt No Shoes No Couch No Service
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Come on Brent, Tickle my feet again. It felt Sooooo Good ;D
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I'm going to be closing this post within the next 24 hours or so. All submissions will be considered before narrowing the list down to the top 10 or so.
There are lots of hilarious captions here, folks... Let's see how many more real good ones get thought of before we go to the polls!
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Atleast I'm close to the dumpster so I can get leftovers from the luncheon.
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You can now note the absence of frothing at the mouth and sudden onset of lethargy and persistant hallucinations of imagined bricks hidding everywhere including sofas. Our subject Phil is approaching the severe final stages of B.S.W.A.S. Brick-Searcher-Withdrawal-Addiction-Syndrome. The only humane thing we could do is to put him down, is a shot of Johnny Walker for the pain, followed by an injection of an illegally obtained synthetic derived from BOC banknote ink.
999 upside-down is 666.
Raven
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Man, playing musical chairs with the guys from the CPMS is not as easy as I thought it would be.
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[It is 2:30 am. Phil is awakened by the noise of two cats yowling outside his bedroom window].
"Shut up, damn you!" [Throws his shoe at them].
"Aw, crap!" [Phil realizes a split second later that, like most guys, that's the only pair of shoes he has and he will need to get his right shoe back. Phil gets dressed and goes outside to look for it].
"Sc**w it!" [It's too dark out and Phil can't find his shoe. He was out boozing with his frat buddies the night before and was too exhausted to keep looking. He gratefully flops face down onto a nearby sofa that someone has discarded and falls into a deep but troubled sleep].
[It is 8:45 am. Phil is awakened by a garbage man who is standing over him laughing and holding a camera]: "OK, move it, bud! We've gotta haul this stuff away".
[Phil jolts upright in a panic]. "S**t! I'm late for work!!"
[Phil has a vague sense that this might not turn out to be a very nice day. He had lost his shoe, possibly his job and his clothes reeked of - ugh - what was that smell??]
"Oh, I'll KILL those bloody CATS!!".
[It is 8:00 pm. Thankfully, the day is over. Earlier, Phil had to hit his parents up and grovel for $80 to buy some clothes and a cheap pair of shoes. None of the four $20 bills he got were Insert notes. Oh well. His boss had also chewed him out and docked him half a day's pay for being late, and poor Phil still had the smell of that filthy sofa in his nostrils. He couldn't remember ever having smelled anything so nasty!].
[It is 8:01 pm. A light bulb goes off over Phil's head.] "Hey, now I know what to do once I graduate from University! I'll open a pub, and I'll call it 'Philthy McNasty's'!!"
The rest is history...
...and for me to have sat here all this time typing this drivel only proves that I have no life!
Gotcha! I did this at work on the company's time, so in a sense I even got PAID for typing this rubbish! Who's the loser now?? ;)
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Discarded sofa + Discarded Drunk = Land"Phil" Material
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This is a project that even the JUNK BROTHERS wouldn't touch.
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Somebody tell me to stop...please!!!
Clearly Plaid and Floral DO NOT go together.
What would you do for an UNC *V/V $2 banknote? Would you sleep in a parking lot on a urine soaked sofa?
Last thing I remember...um ah...that's all I remember.
OK - I'm done. ;)
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I heard he was left handed? So where is it?
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Plane ticket to Convention 429.00 Dollars
ByinG Dringk avter DriNk foor foRUM memburs 319.23 Dollars
Paying for last couple drinks with right shoe 23.25 Dollars
Finding nice couch in back alley to CRASH ON PRICELESS
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Since we have yet to hear from this person after the convention , do we assume he is still there? ??? I for one would be more than willing to pick him up if I can have his RADAR collection ;D
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Since we have yet to hear from this person after the convention , do we assume he is still there? ??? I for one would be more than willing to pick him up if I can have his RADAR collection ;D
Hey the only radars in THIS guy's collection are MOM and DAD (and occasionally, SIS)...they're the ones he keeps going to for money! ;D
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Police have not yet been able to identify the body of a young man found behind the Fallsview convention centre on monday morning. The police did find , stuffed in his mouth , a blank CPMS membership card with only the name Phil on it.
The investigation has now centered on a young lady dressed in red , short black leather skirt and high heels, standing just outside the CPMS convention room and last seen talking to the young man.
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CLOSED
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