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I really enjoy humor about as much as notes.
Would love to hear any you can come up with!

In honor of my favorite comedian:

When you wake up in a cold sweat dreaming that people are spending money you haven't checked…
You’re probably a C P M Redneck!

When you give up smoking because the bank teller just gave you your last $100.00 in the bank and it was a replacement note….
You’re probably a C P M Redneck!

If you would rather play with your money than be with your friends….
You’re definitely a C P M Redneck!

If you tried to convince the divorce court judge that your notes are part of the family and you would like seek sole custody without support….
You’re probably a C P M Redneck!

When friends and family give you their wallets and cash and they don’t owe you anything…
You’re probably a C P M Redneck!

If more than 50% of your home cities bank employees know you by name….
You’re definitely a C P M Redneck!

If you regularly go into your collection, and admire the same note over & over again…
You’re probably a C P M Redneck!

If you pull out your paper money instead of family photos to people you have just met.
You’re probably a C P M Redneck!

If you have asked to look at someone else’s money and more than a couple of people have told you, YOU NEED HELP!!!!!
You’re probably a C P M Redneck!

If you try to make people laugh about money and their hobby….
You’re definitely a C P M Redneck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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