Lol.. for the record, and now that I think about it, I have also been a:
Roadie for a rock'n'roll band (which played with Nickelback)
Insurance Salesman and Supervisor
Sports official
Model and movie/television/commercial actor-mostly background (autographs later)
Therapist
Professional Tutor
Thorn in the side to bumbling philosophers
Internet and Promotions for a rock band.
eBay Power seller
Author
Counsellor (in MANY ways)
And probably a few other things...
The sad thing is this:
Would you rather be a jack of all trades but yet a master of none?
I have to pare down the stuff I do in order to focus on the objective at hand.